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Saturday, 21 November 2009. Approx. 10:45 PM
HELLO LITTLE BOYS LITTLE TOYS: WE'RE THE DREAMS YOU BELIEVE IN.

Monday, 10 August 2009. Approx. 4:24 PM
You! Stop it! Hurry up! Slow down! Speak clearly, act clearly, and no more of this wishing and washing. A collision with you wouldn't be so bad. Is it the same for you, or no? Can people still hear you when you dial the phone? Oh, sorry about that by the way. You make me sad, and angry, I suppose. Only when you step on my toe while I'm dancing. Don't get eaten! Only you can prevent bird-eating! A chameleon-geared evolutionary trait won't help that much, though. Hummingbirds sit in your yard and admire you.

I'm sorry you probably live in my imagination.

Saturday, 4 July 2009. Approx. 11:56 PM
Happy Independence Day

Monday, 30 March 2009. Approx. 11:00 PM
Boy, I am tired of this! You'd better have some frickin' awesome band-aids!

Monday, 26 January 2009. Approx. 10:22 AM
My shopping list grows yet again. I had just whittled it down to like 2 or 3 things a month ago, and there it goes whooshing off. Good thing it was just Chinese New Year and I got a lot of money. I always feel guilty when I get so much, and this year was like a lifetime record. I feel like I should save it. But I won't.

Happy Year of the Ox, by the way. I finished Becca's fish, and I am desperately insecure about its composition ever since my mother asked me, "Where's the water?" I don't know, Mother, this fish likes to fly. The flying fish were becoming unbearable about their jumping abilities, so this little koi asked its fairy godmother (a manta ray) to grant it magical powers of genuine flight and so here it is, Mother, THAT'S WHERE YOUR WATER IS.

Sunday, 11 January 2008. Approx. 12:45 AM
Did anyone see the moon? It was beautiful. Suggestion: don't drive with the parking brake on.

Thursday, 11 December 2008. Approx. 7:12 PM
Would the moron who stole Angel's art picture please return it and proceed to repeatedly knock their own silly forehead against a wall somewhere?

Suggestion: threaten Debbie until she sings for you. It's awesome.

Sunday, 30 November 2008. Approx. 11:10 PM
My house hurts. A lot. There was way too much shopping this weekend. Watch out - your Christmas gifts will be cheaper than ever due to a tight budget. Apologies in advance for any useless presents that will disappoint/weird you out/make you doubt my logic. I also can't seem to stop drawing fish.

Wednesday, 5 November 2008. Approx. 10:30 PM
It gets dark way too fast and ALISON THIS IS FOR YOU BECAUSE WE'RE ONLY SEVERAL MILES FROM THE SUN.

"Watch television in a well-lit room"? Japan, why are you silly? There were so many "mun toes" the other day in my house I thought I was going crazy. The kitchen was sheer insanity, with the flour, and steaming, and the multitude of my mom's friends... Fake phone conversations are hilarious, especially when you believe them.

So anyway, tomorrow is Marissa's birthday so don't forget to throw fifty binders at her wish her a happy birthday!

If you have any NERF guns, surrender them now/soon, because I might need to borrow them for my birthday. I still don't have the actual game figured out, and the return of King Moose is still up for argument. Try not to give me a heart attack again this year, even if it was a much-appreciated heart attack. You know, someone I know and can visit frequently should get a PS3/Xbox 360. Too bad it's unlikely since most of them are either poor, or girls, or both.

Sunday, 19 October 2008. Approx. 5:55 PM
HAY GUYS GUESS WHAAAT! TALES 2 IS COMING OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY! I love Wikipedia! Ahem. Back to those papers.

Sunday, 19 October 2008. Approx. 1:39 PM
I forgot how un-fun it is to be sick. Between rasping out demands to my parents (I have a sore throat) and refusing to sit up to drink when my demands are actually met (I also have a headache), there's a lot of television going on. Unfortunately, we've recently lost cable, so I have about 10 channels to pick and choose from. It's luxurious. I have two papers due tonight through email, both of which I am only halfway through, but I splurge my time (surprising, I know) on magazines (BioShock is now on PS3), books about snobby girls in the 1890s, and checking up Aretha Franklin on Wikipedia. Productivity!

Tuesday, 23 September 2008. Approx. 11:55 PM
Don't ask me what I'm doing up at this hour on a school night, I'm not really sure either. It started with researching what's going on in Congress with the nuclear trade agreement with India and it just escalated into more and more insomnia, like the one night I tried to fix my NERF gun and COULDN'T LEAVE IT ALONE EVEN THOUGH I WAS DEAD TIRED. I was successful in my NERF-fixing ventures, by the way.

Yeah, it's very pink, very girly, I know. Debbie Some certain individuals have already complained about the femininity of the layout, but it can't be helped since I needed to balance my newfound man-oriented skills (I fixed a toy gun, you may recall) with some womanly colors.

The counter is fixed, and I was quite the idiot for not realizing that what was wrong with it before was user error. Not completely, though, since it continues to spaz out no matter what manner of shouting I direct at it. No progress on uploads, however, as we'll have to figure that one out later. Zero period is such a stick-in-the-mud.

HAHAHAHA I already had The Alchemist before it became a required text, and I already read it too! NYAHHH. Yeah, it's a good book.