We are waffles-powered!
But you must imagine it because you cannot see...
Something that’s imagined! So come role-play with me!
Roleplay day and night to bond that Prettyshiny.
We have dragons, flitts and more, Whazzit Weyrd has such,
Creatures as you’ve never imagined, never so much!
The Planet stretches boundless, defying time and space!
And as long as you’re humanoid, be of whatever race.
Planet comes equipped with what we call the PIF!
There are no rules but do no harm, in this game there’s no ref.
Planetary Irrational Field explains it all...
So come roleplay, you’ll have blast, and we will have a ball.
Live in the Weyrd or out, you’ll notice that we don’t care!
Get a castle or a camp, and live just anywhere...
Attend all the bondings, on PIF-split time.
And always be quite crazy and import some jelly (lime).
From anywhere bring anything, do magic or do tech.
As long as you’re no deity we will say, ‘What the heck!’
Every true Whazzitian will support the rest in OOC,
But characters are characters, that's how it should be.